A great quote!

"Whatever you give a woman will multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, fair warning . . . don't give her any crap."

I read it on a friend of mine's blog and I thought it was hilarious and great!